“Drink today, and drown all sorrow you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.” -John Fletcher.“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.”- William Faulkner.“The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.” - Unknown.“If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton, this way my friends will know I am missing.” - Unknown.The next day, she locked me in the cellar.” - Unknown “I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine he gets better with age.“Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”- Steve Martin.It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”- Joan Collins “This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.”- Samuel Johnson.“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world.”- Louis Pasteur.“I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.” - Unknown. “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” - Pope John XXIII.“I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.” - Unknown.“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.”- F.“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields.“Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.” - Unknown.No one wants a small glass of wine.” - Unknown “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”- Rumi.“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” - Unknown.“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” - Unknown.“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” - Unknown.I believe I’ll have another beer.” - Unknown “Everybody’s got to believe in something.That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!” - Ernest Hemingway “Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk.“The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” ― William Butler Yeats.“Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean: against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.” - Unknown.“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” - G.K.“People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality.” - Unknown.“Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need.“I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.” ― George Gobel.“Not to get technical, But according to chemistry ALCOHOL is a solution.” - Unknown.“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” - Seneca.“Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL” - Unknown.“A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” – Charlie Chaplin.“I followed my heart & It led me to ALCOHOL.” - Unknown.24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.“If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.” - Unknown.“Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.” ― Aaron Howard.“Trust me: You can dance - Alcohol.” - Unknown.(Cheers.) Here are 103 funny drinking quotes that will have the room buzzing. Remember, not only to drink responsibly but with good friends too. So, a toast - to all the times you made it home safely and the hangovers you survived. We’ve all been there and endured a wild night or two fueled by alcohol. These quotes will remind you of what it’s like to get tipsy and the embarrassment of having a little too much. So, if you’re looking to get buzzed with a little drinking humor, you’ve come to the right place. Fortunately for you, many appreciators of alcoholic beverages have come before you and said some pretty smart and witty things about drinks. Sometimes, after a few drinks, you want to say something funny, but the beer kicks in and you can’t think of anything.
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